Thinking Coffee?

Flat White, Cappuccino, Mocha, White Choc Mocha - cup $3.00 mug $4.00 bucket $5.50

(the basic fair, one shot or two. The bucket is already doubled. Naked?)

Latte - short $3.00 tall $5.00 piccolo $2.50

(one shot or two, it’s your choice. The Tall is already doppio. If you want respect order a piccolo or 3/4 or the naked wake up call!)

Short Black or Macchiato - single $2.50 double $3.00

(order Melbourne or Sydney, single or doppio or even naked)

Long Black - cup $2.50 1/2 black $3.00 mug $3.00 naked $3.50

(one shot or two, 1/2 black in a glass. Buck Naked?)

Vienna - glass $4.00 naked $5.00

(fancy pants long black with whip in a glass with grip)

Not Thinking, Coffee?

Chai Tea Latte - cup - $3.00 mug $4.00 bucket $5.50

(sweet chai brewed in Brisbane, spiced there too)

Hot Apple Cider - mug $4.00 bucket $5.50

(secret recipe, customer favourite, whipped cream or none? cup not on offer)

Hot Chocolate - cup $3.00 mug $4.00 bucket $5.50

(premium drinking chocolate with optional marshmallows or whipped cream)

Hot Tea - pot $3.50

(T2 loose tea bags. English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Chamomile, Sencha, Lemongrass & Ginger and Peppermint)

Iced Chocolate/Strawberry/Vanilla/Caramel - tall glass $5.50

Ice, milk, your choice of flavour, blended together & topped with whipped cream)

Too Much (Thinking) Coffee, Man

Specialty Drinks - $6.00

Lizard Mocha

A chocolaty drink with just the right accent of creme de menthe served in a reptilian glass; whipped cream upon request

Nutty Cappuccino

shots of almond & hazelnut combined with espresso

Caramilla

A vanilla latte topped with whipped cream & caramel

Irish Rose

Latte with shots of Irish cream & raspberry

Irish Roulette

The luck of the Irish when we mix Irish cream with 2 other random flavours

Cloud 9

A heavenly blend of white chocolate mocha with shots of vanilla & raspberry; topped with whipped cream & raspberry syrup

Mars Hill Java

A rich mocha latte with the flavour of caramel mixed in

Sludge

A Snickers Bar as a drink; flavoured with chocolate, vanilla, caramel & hazelnut, topped with whipped cream

So-Crates - $6.60

Six shots of espresso in 600 seconds

Blended (Thinking) Cold Coffee, Man!

Blended Specialty Drinks - $6.50

Blended Mocha

Ice, milk, chocolate & espresso blended together, topped with whipped cream

Blended Latte

Ice, milk & espresso blended together, topped with whipped cream

White Lightening

A white chocolate mocha blended with ice & just a hint of vanilla, topped with whipped cream

Zebra

A chilled mocha with a chocolate striped glass, topped with whipped cream

Embarrassed Zebra

The same drink as the Zebra with stripes of strawberry as well as chocolate, topped with whipped cream

DeMinte

Ice, milk & espresso blended with creme de menthe & a mint slice biscuit, topped with whipped cream

Just (Thinking) Cold Coffee, Man.

Celtic Grog - $6.00

Iced espresso strong latte flavoured with Irish cream & served in a special chalice

Iced Latte - $5.00

Mocha, Vanilla, Hazelnut, Caramel, Irish Cream, White Chocolate

Extras

Soy, Flavour shot, extra espresso shot - $0.50
Naked Shot - $1.00
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Titles of sections are a reference to the online comic strip “Too Much Coffee Man”.
Thank you Shannon Wheeler for such a relevant commentary on life and coffee.